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tulipirate:

NO MORE CONE OF SHAME (HOPEFULLY)
This is Tuli trying out his new kit! Upon hunting around for alternatives to the elizabethan collar, we discovered the ‘optivizor’ and are trying it out. First impressions are mostly good. We rate it one solid paw up and 1 paw neutral - not bad for a first walk in the rain (and a lack of shield wipers).
Oh, and people on the street said that he looks badass.

tulipirate:

NO MORE CONE OF SHAME (HOPEFULLY)

This is Tuli trying out his new kit! Upon hunting around for alternatives to the elizabethan collar, we discovered the ‘optivizor’ and are trying it out. First impressions are mostly good. We rate it one solid paw up and 1 paw neutral - not bad for a first walk in the rain (and a lack of shield wipers).

Oh, and people on the street said that he looks badass.

tulipirate:

This is Tuli… having a late night dinner.
Happily, most of his day was spent sleeping, er, recovering. He was more his puppy self and didn’t need pain medications until very late. Hurray! However, the cone of shame continues to frustrate him. Boo!
He got his final walk tonight without wearing the awful cone - so he was able to see and to sniff and to transact all necessary transactions without bashing into everything bashable. 
Upon returning home while still outside our building, we were flagged down by Sanu, the manager of chain pizza restaurant located next door. Sanu gave Tuli a whole pizza.  A whole surprise get well pizza for Tuli? Two paws up!

tulipirate:

This is Tuli… having a late night dinner.

Happily, most of his day was spent sleeping, er, recovering. He was more his puppy self and didn’t need pain medications until very late. Hurray! However, the cone of shame continues to frustrate him. Boo!

He got his final walk tonight without wearing the awful cone - so he was able to see and to sniff and to transact all necessary transactions without bashing into everything bashable. 

Upon returning home while still outside our building, we were flagged down by Sanu, the manager of chain pizza restaurant located next door. Sanu gave Tuli a whole pizza.  A whole surprise get well pizza for Tuli? Two paws up!

tulipirate:

This is Tuli… post-surgery.
After a night of restless frustrations - frustrations so acute that they were growled - he is now relaxed and sleeping*.  Awake, he bangs into door frames while walking, knocks over his bowl while drinking, and cannot climb up stairs upon returning home - all limits owed to the big plastic collar.  In his dreams, he is happy away, so sleep and dream buddy.
* and yes, the stuck out tongue appears when Tuli is very relaxed (in addition to when he is very, very nervous).

tulipirate:

This is Tuli… post-surgery.

After a night of restless frustrations - frustrations so acute that they were growled - he is now relaxed and sleeping*.  Awake, he bangs into door frames while walking, knocks over his bowl while drinking, and cannot climb up stairs upon returning home - all limits owed to the big plastic collar.  In his dreams, he is happy away, so sleep and dream buddy.

* and yes, the stuck out tongue appears when Tuli is very relaxed (in addition to when he is very, very nervous).

FUG YOU

tulipirate:

This is Tuli. Tuli is a bookstore dog.  He likes books and book people.

Today, he has selected “Fug You,” Ed Sander’s book about the “Peace Eye” bookstore and about The Fugs - the band in which Tuli Kupferberg performed. Good choice buddy.

tulipirate:

This is Tuli vs. Gator. It’s a game in which everyone wins! We’re keeping up the good spirits this weekend as surgery day approaches.
tuli wooferberg is an american cocker spaniel with glaucoma living in nyc. he needs your help. only you can prevent cocker spaniel eye explosions!

tulipirate:

This is Tuli vs. Gator. It’s a game in which everyone wins! We’re keeping up the good spirits this weekend as surgery day approaches.

tuli wooferberg is an american cocker spaniel with glaucoma living in nyc. he needs your help. only you can prevent cocker spaniel eye explosions!

tuli's eyeballs need you: ANOTHER DOCTOR VISIT

tulipirate:

This is Tuli. Today he went to the dogtor, er, doctor for a final once over before surgery. He thought we were just having a pleasant walk on a lovely day. He was wrong. Sorry buddy.

Upon recognizing the situation, Tuli held a protest by sitting down at the front door. He moved only after…

tulipirate:

This is Tuli on patrol. No pizza can evade him! He’s been helping to keep the sidewalks of the LES a wee bit less crusty for nearly a decade. Now he needs your help.
Please consider donating a few dollars (via PayPal) to help him get better and to help him get back on the str-eats, er, streets. You can donate via PayPal here. To donate another way, email Tuli.

tulipirate:

This is Tuli on patrol. No pizza can evade him! He’s been helping to keep the sidewalks of the LES a wee bit less crusty for nearly a decade. Now he needs your help.

Please consider donating a few dollars (via PayPal) to help him get better and to help him get back on the str-eats, er, streets. You can donate via PayPal here. To donate another way, email Tuli.

kimmiedearest:

My dearest darling best friend is going through a rough patch right now. Given that we’ve chosen a low-income life, super-expensive dog eyeball surgery wasn’t really something we’ve been saving up for. If you have a couple bucks to throw Tuli’s way, our family would be eternally grateful.
http://tulipirate.tumblr.com for update posts & cute photos.
PayPal donations accepted here.

kimmiedearest:

My dearest darling best friend is going through a rough patch right now. Given that we’ve chosen a low-income life, super-expensive dog eyeball surgery wasn’t really something we’ve been saving up for. If you have a couple bucks to throw Tuli’s way, our family would be eternally grateful.

http://tulipirate.tumblr.com for update posts & cute photos.

PayPal donations accepted here.

This Amuses Me Somehow

** Yes, a wee cringe at the meta-ness of posting a tumblr feed onto my tumblr, but the imagery is Daryl Dragon and Toni Tennille perfection - but more accidentalr (which is the opposite of platypurposefulr).

This Amuses Me Somehow

** Yes, a wee cringe at the meta-ness of posting a tumblr feed onto my tumblr, but the imagery is Daryl Dragon and Toni Tennille perfection - but more accidentalr (which is the opposite of platypurposefulr).

Dec 2
BENT IS BETTER

BENT IS BETTER

perhaps reconsider your notions regarding the processes of creation, creativity and learning.

(Source: everythingisaremix.info)

stand tall american robots

stand tall american robots